Copy that sounded "professional" = a failed business
Copy with S.A.S.S. = $900K in 5 years
Get the copy system that led to minimum $10k months for 5 years.
That centers on weirdness and storytelling, not analytics and "getting them to buy."
So you'll make "I binged watched Widow's Bay and still made sales" money
2 Hour Workshop
Writing & Feedback on the Call
Live Friday July 10th 2026
10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
Replay included. Keep forever.$111 Only $25
Put down those templates!
Do you have a fill-in-the-blanks business?
Hell no!
So why keep going back to sales copy that sucks your energy dry and bores you to tears.
The answer isn't in another template pack or conversion strategy for business bros.
The answer is S.A.S.S.
Not just sassy-ness, though that helps.
But the S.A.S.S. system that naturally brings out your boldest, most creative voice.
The voice that stands out from the sea of beige and makes clients say "thank god!" when they find you.
This isn't a 10-step plan for guaranteed $10K days.
It's a system to put YOUR voice back into your business.
The brilliant brain that creates amazing work will shine like a diamond in all your sales copy.
Unless you want to keep sweating over sales pages and sounding like everyone else.
Oh you don't? Neat!
Sign up now because this price is stupid and won't be $25 ever again.
What is S.A.S.S.?
- Simplify
- Amuse
- Specify
- Send
From the beginning of my business, I used S.A.S.S.
Which brought me $15k on my very first launch.
Before S.A.S.S., I wrote copy like everyone else.
Followed best practices, hit the right keywords, fell asleep while writing - but figured it must work because all the experts agreed. Right?
Wrong. That business failed.
And marketing was so tedious, so soul draining, I thought my entrepreneur life was over.
But, after years working as a full-time copywriter, the rules weren't as strict as I thought.
When I got to try out odd ideas, they worked!
But were often trampled on for something more "professional" by my corporate clients..
So, when I started this business 5 years ago, I made one vow:
Be as weird as I fucking want
The S.A.S.S. system kept me brave enough to be weird online and keep my copy unique, magnetic, and human.
And I made $110k the first year.
Double my copywriting salary.
Get S.A.S.S.-y with your sales.
Bare minimum - marketing becomes fun. An extension of your creative work.
Best case - You get tired of Stripe notices clogging up your inbox.
Just kidding. That never gets old.
But you'll get lots of them
