If you hear "wow, you're a genius" one more time without some cash attached,
you might throw yourself into the sea.

Turn Your Weirdness
Into Ridiculous Income 

Make good money on the internet without being an asshole.

The Weirdness Way method takes you from "I've got 10,000 ideas and energy to do -1 of them" to "oh I told a story and got 10 new subscribers."

Watch as you naturally stand out from the crowd and find "where can I pay for this" clients. Without social media.

The 4-Week Live Course to get the "I make whatever I want"audience through email, connection & creativity.
Live  - Starts August 4th
$444 or 3 payments of $150

 "I created my first digital product in almost 10 years. I have 40 new subscribers on my newsletter and my blog has regular updates for the first time in forever." 

- Musu B
Writing Coach/Zine Expert/Poet

Your books, coaching, products, or offers are handmade Swiss chocolates in a sea of Hershey's milk minis - aka, infinitely better but the crap version gets the sales.

You know you need a bigger audience and should "be more consistent," "post more," or just "get over it and put yourself out there."

But how has that worked so far?


Probably leaves you frustrated that...

  • A dude with 1/5th the experience just sold out a retreat
  • A lady who's only personality trait is "I have 8 Figure Business" is taking up speaker spots that could've got you standing ovations and a list full of clients.
  • Some random TikToker gets a 6 figure book deal after 10 days of writing and 0 good ideas.

Frankly, you know you're better than them.

But they're waving at crowds of fans while you're staring at the online equivalent of a ghost town.

Not because you're lazy or haven't found the right strategy.  

Because the normal marketing rules weren't made for you.  

You aren't meant to be pushy or manipulative - like so much shitty marketing we see 

You also aren't meant to be beige and never bother anyone - what you're doing now

You're a beautiful creative soul.
Doing work that truly helps people and brings wonder back into their lives.  

You're an innovator. A rebel. A mogul.

You're weird. In the best possible way.

And it's time to start acting like it.  

You're invited to...

The Weirdness Way
Grow Your Ready-to-Pay Audience Through Creativity, Kindness, & Connection Without Social Media
4 Week Course - Live Starting August 4th
Only 3 payments of $150 or  $444

 “After working with Amber, I'm embracing who I am, not hiding or ignoring it. Her method made me feel excited to market. I even had some fun ideas! Like a bunch!!"

 Fun Fact: One of Jess's fun ideas was an in-person event called Leg Warmers & Hot Flashes. She emailed the smallest part of her list and sold 50% of the room in a couple days. 7 weeks in advance. 

- Dr. Jessica Beachkofsky
Board-certified psychiatrist + Menopause Society Certified Practitioner

 "Before the Weirdness Way, marketing & selling was intimidating. 
Now, I'm energized.

- Michelle Kivisto

The Weirdness Way Method doesn't give you 50 tasks a day and tell you to start a YouTube from scratch when you hate being on camera.

Instead, find how you work best, get new ways to find people off social media, and use a simple structure to stop the  "I have 1 million ideas but I haven't done any of them" cycle.

It's like the Artist's Way, but for marketing.

And you only have to do stuff 3 times a week.

 
When the month is done, instead of feeling like "Ugh, another email..."

You'll approach your business with the enthusiasm of breaking the plastic on a new fuzzy poster - a new way to play with your creativity.

Also in this analogy, the fuzzy poster makes you money.
Because that's what happens when you grow an
audience that loves your weirdness.

You'll get...

  • A simple 3-part system to get your marketing done in about 3 hours a week.
  • A Creative Marketing Menu, so you never wonder "where can I find clients?"
  • Exercises to bring out your weirdness while amplifying sales
  • Your truest, most compelling voice that draws in more people who want to pay
  • Focus on connection and collaboration, instead of always doing your marketing alone
And you WON'T USE SOCIAL MEDIA AT ALL!

NO SOCIAL MEDIA!

AT ALL!

Sorry to repeat myself, but it helps you remember.

I hardly used social media my first 3 years in business.
I still made $10,000 a month, minimum.


So nothing in the course will involve AI or a Zuckerberg/Musk product.

Results from previous Weirdness Way friends...

  • Sold out her first ever in-person workshop
  • Booked 2 major speaking engagements
  • Shared a dream and got an offer for that exact gig in the first call
  • A major piece of a project went undone for months, she finished it in 3 weeks
  • Everyone left with more email subscribers than they came in with

In just 4 weeks.

Since then, they've spoken on podcasts, did collabs with other WW friends, sold more workshops, courses, books,  offers, and have a method to keep marketing even when energy is low and distractions are high.

So they're businesses always grow. Without daily posts or "I should be doing more" freakouts.

Who Is This For?

Whether you sell coaching for parents, a Tarot membership, or want your novel to hit the best seller list, the Weirdness Way will change your business.

It's great for people who sell coaching, courses, or memberships. Weird girls making retreats. Creative delights with digital products. Authors selling novels. 

Honestly, if the title The Weirdness Way appealed to you, it's likely a fit.

"For the first time I felt validated to be playful with my marketing copy!
To be myself. To do it my way."
- Mary R., Author

Yays from the Weirdness Way Telegram Group

This course is for you even if...


  • You think you're "too weird": I've worked with every thing from death doulas to adult toy stores and they all grew their business with these methods.
  • You're relying on social media for new clients: I'm very happy social is working out for you. But remember Twitter exploding? TikTok almost getting banned in America? I couldn't post on TikTok for a day for "nudity" even though I was wearing a full short sleeve shirt with no cleavage. Your business shouldn't rely on the whims of the algorithm. You don't have to eliminate Instagram, but strengthening your email list and non-social skills will give you a much stronger business.
  • You have limited energy: The course is broken down to the smallest possible steps. I've recovered from gall bladder surgery and gone through major depressive episodes and still grew my business using the Weirdness Way. 
  • You just don't have time right now: You don't have time to make more money? That sounds glib, but even though my method is fun and creative, it directly leads to more subscribers and sales. And it's built to do that in the most time effective, creatively fulfilling way so you won't burn out  in 2 months.

"With Amber, I always feel like you're getting the no bullshit version, and this course was no different. Now, I feel like my ideas matter and that I'm not an asshole for asking people to pay for things I've made that will improve their lives!
- Karlie Herndon, Curator

Who Is This NOT For?

  • Brick and mortar retail stores - I don't have experience with this, so this probably won't be helpful.
  • Service providers - If you sell one on one services like editing, graphic design, etc and rely on finding individual clients, rather than building an audience - this isn't a good fit. If you're a service provider and want to go into digital products, coaching, or courses - this would be great.
  • People with no email system in place: This course will NOT cover tech set ups. The internet is filled with good tutorials on how to set up a landing page and email delivery and they do a better job than me. If you can't fathom putting together a landing page, this isn't for you.

"Amber’s superpower is her ability to understand your gifts, interests, and expertise. Then, she matches that up with the freebie that feels easiest to you and most effective and resonant for your audience. It takes so much of the drama out of it, which makes it so much easier to take action. The idea of having access to that for 4 weeks is fucking phenomenal."

-Miish Grixti, master copywriter and course creator

The Weirdness Way
Grow Your Ready-to-Pay Audience Through Creativity, Kindess, & Connection. Without Social Media
Starts August 4th

What happens after the Weirdness Way?

You'll likely...
  • Keep making sales since you have a sustainable marketing method that won't burn you out 
  • Feel the relief of always knowing how to find new people that want to pay you
  • Send  emails that feel like letters to a friend and still make sales
  • Trust that your weird, creative ideas are a selling point, not a liability
  • Have new subscribers super excited to hear what you're doing next
  • Make art and tell stories that bring new fans to your sales page
  • Express your truest self all the time. No hiding. No masking. No dancing for algorithms.
  • Get excited to update your copy because you can't wait to share it with your people

 "Things began to flow with the prompts Amber gave - just in the first call even! Weirdness Way gave me a total change in mindset and my ability to do this be myself and sell/promote what I make.  

- Amanda

Wait, who's doing this?

It's me, Amber Petty.
I went from failed actress to failed business owner to 12,000 subscribers and 5 years of making $10K a month at least - all by being more weird. 


Fun fact: I love marketing.
But I used to violently detest it. Like seeing a Cybertruck in real life, it was hateful and I wanted no part.

Sending invites to show or letters to agents felt physically painful. Every word was a bother, a rejection waiting to happen.

But things shifted when I started my business. I realized I didn't need to do that the same way as Marie Forleo. In fact, the more I let out my taste, experience, and desire to do pro photo shoots that look like Vincent Price films - the more money I made.

And social media had nothing to do with it.

In 5 years, I've made maybe $2500 from social media.
In 5 years, I've made almost $900,000 from emails. 
Ones that referenced the Little Mermaid, stories of dressing like a banana in Times Square, and talking about the horrors of trying on prom dresses as a plus sized teen in 2000.


The Weirdness Way Method shows you how to unleash your weirdness to connect with all the other delightful people out there that need your work. And want to pay.

Because you're too good to stay in the internet shadows.
Be the Bjork, Enya, Lady Gaga, Amy Sedaris, or Kate Bush of your industry.
Showcase your weirdness and watch your business bloom.

Jessi P's poetic thoughts about
working with Amber

"This sonnet is a grateful gift to Amber
As thanks for all that you have given me;
Including how you’ve helped me to remember
The value of my creativity.  
This course, your classes, got me motivated
To do something I should have years ago
And now my writing’s being celebrated
In ways I never dreamt or could have known.
You’ve gently nudged my wheels past the safety
Of kind and thoughtful family and friends
To venture in the world a bit more bravely
And let my rhyming reach grow and expand.
‘Tis tough to fit into just fourteen lines
The lift you’ve offered both my work and life."

Fun Fact: Jessi wrote a sonnet for her sales email. And sold 10 bespoke poems in a week.
She'd never sold anything before,
but her poetry flew off the shelves.

Do you want every detail? Here's the logistical stuff.

Get video lessons to do 3 specific tasks: Email, Connect, Create

You'll have a Creative Marketing Menu to choose from, so you'll know exactly what to do, but won't feel trapped in a technique you hate.

You choose what you want to do and do it - simply and creatively every week.

Plus, every week gets a theme to detox you from bro marketing and let out your weird.

From channeling the 4-year-old you that demanded every painting be hung with pride to doing the "Larry David version" (aka cutting out politeness), these exercises will eliminate beige and make your copy effortlessly stand out from the crowd.

By the end of the course, you'll have a consistent, sustainable marketing plan, a bigger audience, and get ever closer to the "I'm taking a week off to paint rivers and read smut" life you deserve.

Live Calls for Coaching & Accountability
Get instant access to the video course plus 2 live calls a week for community, coaching, and getting stuff done.

- Kickoff Call Tuesday August 4th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
- Coaching Calls Thursdays August 6th - 27th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
- Co-Working Calls Saturdays August 8th - 29th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK

Co-Working calls are 3 hour sessions divided into productive pieces. Come to 15 minutes or the whole thing.
People completed newsletters, wrote sales pages, completed weekly marketing, and acheived other feats of focus from just one session.

Telegram Group for 12/6 Support 
A place for questions, yays, encouragement, and support - all from your phone.


Telegram is a free voice/text app where you can connect with other members, perhaps to do promo swaps, collabs, and other free ways to grow your audience.

Share your work, ask questions between calls, see the neverending yays from the group, and know there's a coterie of creative delights at your side all month long. All in it together.

So every time you wonder "is this too much" we can work it out in the chat and find your best way to grow your audience.  It's a vibrant community and private coaching.

Making the internet more weird, so you can make more money.

It's 12/6 support because I have to eat and sleep and tend to take Sundays off.

 "Amber's messages of showing up as your weird authentic self and making it fun are so refreshing and it's a reminder that there is no right way and that who frickin' cares if you break some made up rule because who in the heck even made up the rule in the first place?!" 

- Laura Palmer
Career Reinvention Coach

Fun Fact: After personal feedback on how to weird up her sales page, Laura got her very first coaching package sale 24 hours after the new copy went live. It could be a coincidence.
Or it could be the Weirdness Way Method.


The Weirdness Way
Grow Your Audience Through Creativity, Kindness, & Connection Without Social Media
4 Week Course - Instant Access - Start Now
3 payments of $150 or $444 

 "One call alone was worth the whole investment." 

- Mycala Kembring, already happy by Week 2
Podcaster/Spoonie Support Coach

Questions? Answers!

It starts August 4th with a bonus kickoff call at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK

Then, there are calls Thursdays August 6th - 27th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
And 3 hour co-working sessions split into productive pieces (you can come and go as you please) on
Saturdays August 8th - 29th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK

Zoom! And pre-recorded pieces on my course platform

3 payments of $150 or one payment of $444. 

Nope! I've worked with clients all over the world and the techniques work. 

Yes. You need to have something to sell. So, if you're a writer with a book to sell - congrats you have a business! And this course will help you grow your platform. It also works for coaches, course creators, and people with digital products or monetized newsletter or Patreon groups.

Am I a genie? I don't know. Depending on what you sell, you could easily make your money back before the course is over. Or it could take months. I don't control the world. But you'll know exactly what to do each day to keep your business moving forward. Without feeling like a beige slog, but a happy adventure to find more of your people.

Email me at Amber@Amberpetty.com and I'm happy to answer anything.


The Weirdness Way
Grow Your Audience Through Creativity, Kindness, & Connection Without Social Media
4 Week Course - Live Starting August 4th
3 payments of $150 or $444