Make good money on the internet without being an asshole.
The Weirdness Way method takes you from "I've got 10,000 ideas and energy to do -1 of them" to "oh I told a story and got 10 new subscribers."
Watch as you naturally stand out from the crowd and find "where can I pay for this" clients. Without social media.
The 4-Week Live Course to get the "I make whatever I want"audience through email, connection & creativity.
Live - Starts August 4th
$444 or 3 payments of $150

"I created my first digital product in almost 10 years. I have 40 new subscribers on my newsletter and my blog has regular updates for the first time in forever."
- Musu B
Writing Coach/Zine Expert/Poet
Your books, coaching, products, or offers are handmade Swiss chocolates in a sea of Hershey's milk minis - aka, infinitely better but the crap version gets the sales.
You know you need a bigger audience and should "be more consistent," "post more," or just "get over it and put yourself out there."
But how has that worked so far?
Probably leaves you frustrated that...
But they're waving at crowds of fans while you're staring at the online equivalent of a ghost town.
Not because you're lazy or haven't found the right strategy.
Because the normal marketing rules weren't made for you.
You aren't meant to be pushy or manipulative - like so much shitty marketing we see
You also aren't meant to be beige and never bother anyone - what you're doing now
You're a beautiful creative soul.
Doing work that truly helps people and brings wonder back into their lives.
You're an innovator. A rebel. A mogul.
You're weird. In the best possible way.
And it's time to start acting like it.
You're invited to...
“After working with Amber, I'm embracing who I am, not hiding or ignoring it. Her method made me feel excited to market. I even had some fun ideas! Like a bunch!!"
Fun Fact: One of Jess's fun ideas was an in-person event called Leg Warmers & Hot Flashes. She emailed the smallest part of her list and sold 50% of the room in a couple days. 7 weeks in advance.
- Dr. Jessica Beachkofsky
Board-certified psychiatrist + Menopause Society Certified Practitioner
"Before the Weirdness Way, marketing & selling was intimidating.
Now, I'm energized.
- Michelle Kivisto
The Weirdness Way Method doesn't give you 50 tasks a day and tell you to start a YouTube from scratch when you hate being on camera.
Instead, find how you work best, get new ways to find people off social media, and use a simple structure to stop the "I have 1 million ideas but I haven't done any of them" cycle.
It's like the Artist's Way, but for marketing.
And you only have to do stuff 3 times a week.
When the month is done, instead of feeling like "Ugh, another email..."
You'll approach your business with the enthusiasm of breaking the plastic on a new fuzzy poster - a new way to play with your creativity.
Also in this analogy, the fuzzy poster makes you money.
Because that's what happens when you grow an
audience that loves your weirdness.

Results from previous Weirdness Way friends...
Who Is This For?
"For the first time I felt validated to be playful with my marketing copy!
To be myself. To do it my way."
- Mary R., Author









"With Amber, I always feel like you're getting the no bullshit version, and this course was no different. Now, I feel like my ideas matter and that I'm not an asshole for asking people to pay for things I've made that will improve their lives!
- Karlie Herndon, Curator
Who Is This NOT For?

"Amber’s superpower is her ability to understand your gifts, interests, and expertise. Then, she matches that up with the freebie that feels easiest to you and most effective and resonant for your audience. It takes so much of the drama out of it, which makes it so much easier to take action. The idea of having access to that for 4 weeks is fucking phenomenal."
-Miish Grixti, master copywriter and course creator

"Things began to flow with the prompts Amber gave - just in the first call even! Weirdness Way gave me a total change in mindset and my ability to do this - be myself and sell/promote what I make.
- Amanda

Wait, who's doing this?
It's me, Amber Petty.
I went from failed actress to failed business owner to 12,000 subscribers and 5 years of making $10K a month at least - all by being more weird.
Fun fact: I love marketing.
But I used to violently detest it. Like seeing a Cybertruck in real life, it was hateful and I wanted no part.
Sending invites to show or letters to agents felt physically painful. Every word was a bother, a rejection waiting to happen.
But things shifted when I started my business. I realized I didn't need to do that the same way as Marie Forleo. In fact, the more I let out my taste, experience, and desire to do pro photo shoots that look like Vincent Price films - the more money I made.
And social media had nothing to do with it.
In 5 years, I've made maybe $2500 from social media.
In 5 years, I've made almost $900,000 from emails.
Ones that referenced the Little Mermaid, stories of dressing like a banana in Times Square, and talking about the horrors of trying on prom dresses as a plus sized teen in 2000.
The Weirdness Way Method shows you how to unleash your weirdness to connect with all the other delightful people out there that need your work. And want to pay.
Because you're too good to stay in the internet shadows.
Be the Bjork, Enya, Lady Gaga, Amy Sedaris, or Kate Bush of your industry.
Showcase your weirdness and watch your business bloom.
Jessi P's poetic thoughts about
working with Amber
"This sonnet is a grateful gift to Amber
As thanks for all that you have given me;
Including how you’ve helped me to remember
The value of my creativity.
This course, your classes, got me motivated
To do something I should have years ago
And now my writing’s being celebrated
In ways I never dreamt or could have known.
You’ve gently nudged my wheels past the safety
Of kind and thoughtful family and friends
To venture in the world a bit more bravely
And let my rhyming reach grow and expand.
‘Tis tough to fit into just fourteen lines
The lift you’ve offered both my work and life."
Fun Fact: Jessi wrote a sonnet for her sales email. And sold 10 bespoke poems in a week.
She'd never sold anything before,
but her poetry flew off the shelves.
Do you want every detail? Here's the logistical stuff.
Get video lessons to do 3 specific tasks: Email, Connect, Create
You'll have a Creative Marketing Menu to choose from, so you'll know exactly what to do, but won't feel trapped in a technique you hate.
You choose what you want to do and do it - simply and creatively every week.
Plus, every week gets a theme to detox you from bro marketing and let out your weird.
From channeling the 4-year-old you that demanded every painting be hung with pride to doing the "Larry David version" (aka cutting out politeness), these exercises will eliminate beige and make your copy effortlessly stand out from the crowd.
By the end of the course, you'll have a consistent, sustainable marketing plan, a bigger audience, and get ever closer to the "I'm taking a week off to paint rivers and read smut" life you deserve.


Live Calls for Coaching & Accountability
Get instant access to the video course plus 2 live calls a week for community, coaching, and getting stuff done.
- Kickoff Call Tuesday August 4th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
- Coaching Calls Thursdays August 6th - 27th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
- Co-Working Calls Saturdays August 8th - 29th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
Co-Working calls are 3 hour sessions divided into productive pieces. Come to 15 minutes or the whole thing.
People completed newsletters, wrote sales pages, completed weekly marketing, and acheived other feats of focus from just one session.
Telegram Group for 12/6 Support
A place for questions, yays, encouragement, and support - all from your phone.
Telegram is a free voice/text app where you can connect with other members, perhaps to do promo swaps, collabs, and other free ways to grow your audience.
Share your work, ask questions between calls, see the neverending yays from the group, and know there's a coterie of creative delights at your side all month long. All in it together.
So every time you wonder "is this too much" we can work it out in the chat and find your best way to grow your audience. It's a vibrant community and private coaching.
Making the internet more weird, so you can make more money.
It's 12/6 support because I have to eat and sleep and tend to take Sundays off.

"Amber's messages of showing up as your weird authentic self and making it fun are so refreshing and it's a reminder that there is no right way and that who frickin' cares if you break some made up rule because who in the heck even made up the rule in the first place?!"
- Laura Palmer
Career Reinvention Coach
Fun Fact: After personal feedback on how to weird up her sales page, Laura got her very first coaching package sale 24 hours after the new copy went live. It could be a coincidence.
Or it could be the Weirdness Way Method.
"One call alone was worth the whole investment."
- Mycala Kembring, already happy by Week 2
Podcaster/Spoonie Support Coach
It starts August 4th with a bonus kickoff call at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
Then, there are calls Thursdays August 6th - 27th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
And 3 hour co-working sessions split into productive pieces (you can come and go as you please) on
Saturdays August 8th - 29th at 10am PT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm UK
Zoom! And pre-recorded pieces on my course platform
3 payments of $150 or one payment of $444.
Nope! I've worked with clients all over the world and the techniques work.
Yes. You need to have something to sell. So, if you're a writer with a book to sell - congrats you have a business! And this course will help you grow your platform. It also works for coaches, course creators, and people with digital products or monetized newsletter or Patreon groups.
Am I a genie? I don't know. Depending on what you sell, you could easily make your money back before the course is over. Or it could take months. I don't control the world. But you'll know exactly what to do each day to keep your business moving forward. Without feeling like a beige slog, but a happy adventure to find more of your people.
Email me at Amber@Amberpetty.com and I'm happy to answer anything.